Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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