We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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