I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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