Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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