Already got asked if we're dating
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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