Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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