The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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