What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Blood and glitter go together right?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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