idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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