I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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