ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Vodka?
Forever.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Randomize
