We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Randomize