Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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