I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Are my feet made of real feet?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize
