Kareoke will never be a sober sport
are you so shy because you have an std?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
NoShamevember. You game?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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