omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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