Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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