Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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