but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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