Walk of Shame. In a state park.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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