I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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