oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
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