NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
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