My nipple is on Facebook.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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