i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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