if i died would you start the facebook group?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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