singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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