You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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