Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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