I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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