And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I intend to get homeless drunk
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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