We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
it's like iHOP with fire
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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