Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
So vagazzling was a success
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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