Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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