I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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