I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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