This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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