doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Randomize
