i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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