question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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