just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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