I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Randomize
