ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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