i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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