YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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