The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Randomize
