I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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