To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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