i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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