I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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