i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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