If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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