I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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