He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Randomize
