Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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